May Day!!!
*Gong* All Ye Hail Emperor Superstar! The Emperor Thpeaketh!
Hello my good people. So i spent my sunday sleeping in. I woke up late, watched a lotta TV and had lunch late. Hmmm~ Subway =) Lady Sara decided to shape my eyebrows and then hers too. I was shocked at the end to find out she shaved a bit too much off my left brow, so now it looks weird. Just a little. We washed up and left the house for Cousin Ally's birthday party. Actually, we met up with Sha'ari halfway so he could pass Sa some stuff that he'd borrowed before. That wasn't very eventful. He came and left in a dash. The She-devil was probably waiting around somewhere. We wouldn't want to leave her stranded for too long now, wouldn't we? Adrian might be lurking around somewhere, waiting for the right opportunity to come out and give her a tight slap on her face!
Anyway, we finally got to the party and we had our fill of a locally catered dinner. Indulged in some chit-chat, some bad wine and somemore TV. We watched "Ice Age" and had a laugh. Proceeded to Ally's room where we started our usual rounds of "Shit Head", a card game that involves sabotage and doesn't really make a lot of sense. We love it still. The losers end up getting labelled shit heads. It's fun when you distort the titles of each round into nonsensical ones like "Bukake Slave of the Tutu Gang" or "Marcus' brown stain". It's all in good fun =)
Cousin Mel had to leave so we walked her to the MRT station. Well actually, just Colin, Mark and Gabriel. Brad, Chris, Sa and I stayed behind for a smoke. Then we got a call from Uncle Francis. He wanted a pack of menthol lights, so we went and got them for him.
On the way, we found out that Brad was kinda progressing with his new love interest and Chris fell out with his previous one. We Olsens are all cassanovas in one way or another. Brad was complaining to me that Jennifer, the ah lian, plays him hot and cold. He just can't tell if she wants him or not. Once after he accompanied her back to her place for the night, he felt like it was a good time to lean over and kiss her. They were standing awfully close to each other and he was about to do the deed, when all of a sudden she pulled a fag and lit it. He was disappointed, but i told him to simply go for it the next time he got the chance. Even if it turned out bad, he'd still be able to say he kissed the hottie from school! He was content with that. Chris expressed that he was utterly disgusted with the fact his ex doesn't shave her pitts! She invited him over to her house one day, for the purpose of studying together. He wasn't in a good mood and didn't really wanna go, but he went anyway. As soon as he got there, she turned on him like an animal in heat. She pressed her body against him and raised her arms to reveal her hairy pitts from hell! He said it was so bad that the hairs clumped together with her sweat! EEEEK! All I could say was, "Hey, that looks like a job for Mark!" Yeah, we had our laughs.
So we got back to the party. We played somemore "Shit Head". We chatted somemore then it was time to go. It's always good to hang out with family. Then here I am, taking this entry down into the world of cyber journals. It all still feels so surreal. Now I bid farewell to you, my good people, for today brings many more an adventure. Later on this morning, we Exercise!
The Emperor Hath Thpoken! *Gong*
Hello my good people. So i spent my sunday sleeping in. I woke up late, watched a lotta TV and had lunch late. Hmmm~ Subway =) Lady Sara decided to shape my eyebrows and then hers too. I was shocked at the end to find out she shaved a bit too much off my left brow, so now it looks weird. Just a little. We washed up and left the house for Cousin Ally's birthday party. Actually, we met up with Sha'ari halfway so he could pass Sa some stuff that he'd borrowed before. That wasn't very eventful. He came and left in a dash. The She-devil was probably waiting around somewhere. We wouldn't want to leave her stranded for too long now, wouldn't we? Adrian might be lurking around somewhere, waiting for the right opportunity to come out and give her a tight slap on her face!
Anyway, we finally got to the party and we had our fill of a locally catered dinner. Indulged in some chit-chat, some bad wine and somemore TV. We watched "Ice Age" and had a laugh. Proceeded to Ally's room where we started our usual rounds of "Shit Head", a card game that involves sabotage and doesn't really make a lot of sense. We love it still. The losers end up getting labelled shit heads. It's fun when you distort the titles of each round into nonsensical ones like "Bukake Slave of the Tutu Gang" or "Marcus' brown stain". It's all in good fun =)
Cousin Mel had to leave so we walked her to the MRT station. Well actually, just Colin, Mark and Gabriel. Brad, Chris, Sa and I stayed behind for a smoke. Then we got a call from Uncle Francis. He wanted a pack of menthol lights, so we went and got them for him.
On the way, we found out that Brad was kinda progressing with his new love interest and Chris fell out with his previous one. We Olsens are all cassanovas in one way or another. Brad was complaining to me that Jennifer, the ah lian, plays him hot and cold. He just can't tell if she wants him or not. Once after he accompanied her back to her place for the night, he felt like it was a good time to lean over and kiss her. They were standing awfully close to each other and he was about to do the deed, when all of a sudden she pulled a fag and lit it. He was disappointed, but i told him to simply go for it the next time he got the chance. Even if it turned out bad, he'd still be able to say he kissed the hottie from school! He was content with that. Chris expressed that he was utterly disgusted with the fact his ex doesn't shave her pitts! She invited him over to her house one day, for the purpose of studying together. He wasn't in a good mood and didn't really wanna go, but he went anyway. As soon as he got there, she turned on him like an animal in heat. She pressed her body against him and raised her arms to reveal her hairy pitts from hell! He said it was so bad that the hairs clumped together with her sweat! EEEEK! All I could say was, "Hey, that looks like a job for Mark!" Yeah, we had our laughs.
So we got back to the party. We played somemore "Shit Head". We chatted somemore then it was time to go. It's always good to hang out with family. Then here I am, taking this entry down into the world of cyber journals. It all still feels so surreal. Now I bid farewell to you, my good people, for today brings many more an adventure. Later on this morning, we Exercise!
The Emperor Hath Thpoken! *Gong*
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