Ridiculously Hilarious
*Gong* All Ye Hail Emperor Superstar! The Emperor Thpeaketh!
I heard from a friend, who heard from a friend, that Nicholas John Olsen has been 'leading an army' against Sara Wei Ruyu and Lee Kokliang. This is a complete and utter absurdity. It's madness! Nicholas John Olsen has no means for conjuring up such an apparent monstrosity, nor has he a reason to do so.
What good might it do him if he is supposed to be leaving in December? Why would he even think to do such a thing to a precious loved one? I'd say that the lies that people have been believing, have had a significant impact on their wild imaginations. The false information that they've been fed has made people fearful. Fearful of what might come next.
"Perhaps," they might say, "perhaps Nicholas John Olsen is coming for us! For we know his deepest, darkest sins!"
"Nay," an elder reasons in disbelief, "It can't be so... could it?"
"Alas," someone shouts from the back, "he'll be comin' along with his demolition army too!"
"Aye! That must be it," they all exclaim, "We'd best get to our positions and defend ourselves against the attack!"
What rubbish! Nicholas John Olsen is not leading an army against Sara Wei Ruyu and Lee Kokliang. Could it be that some people might like to believe that this is true, because they've got nothing else better to do with their lives? Are people just, generally, sadistic?
Give it all a break once and for all. Nicholas John Olsen does not deserve to endure all this incessant, theatrical bullshit. He has not done anything to provoke any of these people, yet they continue to persecute him. And for what, really? Nothing. They know not what they do, yet he merely sits here and he takes it.
Open up your eyes and come to terms with the fact that they're only discontent with themselves. Just waiting to blame the next person they can pin everything on. Amidst all this happening, Nicholas John Olsen maintains an understanding for these people that persecute him. He even forgives them.
And a creepy, evil laughter echoes down the hallway for added effect.
The Emperor Hath Thpoken! *Gong*
I heard from a friend, who heard from a friend, that Nicholas John Olsen has been 'leading an army' against Sara Wei Ruyu and Lee Kokliang. This is a complete and utter absurdity. It's madness! Nicholas John Olsen has no means for conjuring up such an apparent monstrosity, nor has he a reason to do so.
What good might it do him if he is supposed to be leaving in December? Why would he even think to do such a thing to a precious loved one? I'd say that the lies that people have been believing, have had a significant impact on their wild imaginations. The false information that they've been fed has made people fearful. Fearful of what might come next.
"Perhaps," they might say, "perhaps Nicholas John Olsen is coming for us! For we know his deepest, darkest sins!"
"Nay," an elder reasons in disbelief, "It can't be so... could it?"
"Alas," someone shouts from the back, "he'll be comin' along with his demolition army too!"
"Aye! That must be it," they all exclaim, "We'd best get to our positions and defend ourselves against the attack!"
What rubbish! Nicholas John Olsen is not leading an army against Sara Wei Ruyu and Lee Kokliang. Could it be that some people might like to believe that this is true, because they've got nothing else better to do with their lives? Are people just, generally, sadistic?
Give it all a break once and for all. Nicholas John Olsen does not deserve to endure all this incessant, theatrical bullshit. He has not done anything to provoke any of these people, yet they continue to persecute him. And for what, really? Nothing. They know not what they do, yet he merely sits here and he takes it.
Open up your eyes and come to terms with the fact that they're only discontent with themselves. Just waiting to blame the next person they can pin everything on. Amidst all this happening, Nicholas John Olsen maintains an understanding for these people that persecute him. He even forgives them.
And a creepy, evil laughter echoes down the hallway for added effect.
The Emperor Hath Thpoken! *Gong*
posted by Emperor Superstar at 2:50 am
2 Comments:
Eh?Even I've never heard that one before!Who's saying all that?
Well... this just proves that what we hear is never what we get. I don't know who says all these things but I heard from benny who heard from Yuda. Go figure.
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