The Next Chapter

*Gong* All Ye Hail Emperor Superstar! The Emperor Thpeaketh!

From the eerie depths of foggy war, we emerge victorious... never again... will we stoop to their level! We have lost many of our able-bodied men to the likes of our arch-nemesis, Sir Sufus the Dufus and his side-kick... the Bar-servant Rawk! Our women and children cry for their beloved fathers and husbands. I cannot ease that pain. I, myself have lost all that's dear to my heart. We shall not let these set us back! We will rebuild this torn empire. Restore it to the brilliance it was once resting upon!

We drove our enemies away from here... all the way to the ends of the world and we threw them over the edge... where oblivion awaits! Never again will we be threatened by them... and... what? My people of the Empire... I bare grave news! My experts have just informed me that it has been recently discovered that the world is in fact ROUND! Our enemies were driven into a deep trench that they dug up to deceive us! How cunning! How smart! How sinister! They march for us as I speak to you! Hurry, Women and children! It is up to you to defend our beloved empire! No-one will rest till we are rid of those who oppose the Empire! I will be in my chambers...

The Emperor Hath Thpoken! *Gong*