The Next Chapter
*Gong* All Ye Hail Emperor Superstar! The Emperor Thpeaketh!
From the eerie depths of foggy war, we emerge victorious... never again... will we stoop to their level! We have lost many of our able-bodied men to the likes of our arch-nemesis, Sir Sufus the Dufus and his side-kick... the Bar-servant Rawk! Our women and children cry for their beloved fathers and husbands. I cannot ease that pain. I, myself have lost all that's dear to my heart. We shall not let these set us back! We will rebuild this torn empire. Restore it to the brilliance it was once resting upon!
We drove our enemies away from here... all the way to the ends of the world and we threw them over the edge... where oblivion awaits! Never again will we be threatened by them... and... what? My people of the Empire... I bare grave news! My experts have just informed me that it has been recently discovered that the world is in fact ROUND! Our enemies were driven into a deep trench that they dug up to deceive us! How cunning! How smart! How sinister! They march for us as I speak to you! Hurry, Women and children! It is up to you to defend our beloved empire! No-one will rest till we are rid of those who oppose the Empire! I will be in my chambers...
The Emperor Hath Thpoken! *Gong*
From the eerie depths of foggy war, we emerge victorious... never again... will we stoop to their level! We have lost many of our able-bodied men to the likes of our arch-nemesis, Sir Sufus the Dufus and his side-kick... the Bar-servant Rawk! Our women and children cry for their beloved fathers and husbands. I cannot ease that pain. I, myself have lost all that's dear to my heart. We shall not let these set us back! We will rebuild this torn empire. Restore it to the brilliance it was once resting upon!
We drove our enemies away from here... all the way to the ends of the world and we threw them over the edge... where oblivion awaits! Never again will we be threatened by them... and... what? My people of the Empire... I bare grave news! My experts have just informed me that it has been recently discovered that the world is in fact ROUND! Our enemies were driven into a deep trench that they dug up to deceive us! How cunning! How smart! How sinister! They march for us as I speak to you! Hurry, Women and children! It is up to you to defend our beloved empire! No-one will rest till we are rid of those who oppose the Empire! I will be in my chambers...
The Emperor Hath Thpoken! *Gong*
posted by Emperor Superstar at 5:55 pm
8 Comments:
Side-kick? Never! I grow my own vines and Suf cultivates his own wheat!
If ye would stop rambling about my being a thorn at your side, I have a proposal to make. A proposal ye cannot refuse. One that would serve us all.
I hear a sound.. an awfully familiar kind of sound. It's a noise! Faint yet irritating... a pest, I say! Stop it!
Aye, I hear it too. But we all understand what pests and flies are lured to. So if ye would stop yabbing and hear me out, perhaps this stench of ye will cease.
Dost thou realize that this entry it exactly a day to the year thou wrote thy last entry?
You under-estimate my brilliance. That was most definitely intended. I waited for the day to post the entry.
HAHA!!Very cool...Originality still lurks in thy brain indeed O emperor.=)
Forever and ever.
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