Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Get A Life And Cling On To It!

*Gong* All Ye Hail Emperor Superstar! The Emperor Thpeaketh!

Never did I ever think that I'd meet a REAL psychopath face to face! This person has not a life and he/she builds his/her life around a certain someone as if that person were this person's source of perpetual nutrition! It's madness, I say! This person has gone to many lengths to keep that person for him/herself. Not only that! Now the psycho is beginning to look like this other certain someone. This other certain someone had best be careful and weary! You wouldn't want the friendship to end like that Jane Fonda movie where the psycho room-mate tries to KILL her! AH! Don't come running when that happens, yah!

Behold! The Warning hath been given! Take heed or there is NO turning back!

The Emperor Hath Thpoken! *Gong*

10 Comments:

Blogger The Lady Sings The Blues said...

hahahah I crack up every time I read this entry....you're damn evil lah...

5:46 pm  
Blogger Emperor Superstar said...

You crack up because I will always be the humour in your life. You will crack up everytime you see me or read from my blog. Everything I say will brighten up your life. No... I am not evil... I am not complex enough to be evil. The male race cowars in the face of the evil female!

8:27 pm  
Blogger The Lady Sings The Blues said...

Very funny.The female race has learned to be independent and have its own voice over the centuries that have passed, and the male race cannot deal with the fact that it has a possible competitor. Thus, the female race has been put down and considered "evil" just so that there's no chance of us overthrowing you men. =)

4:03 pm  
Blogger Emperor Superstar said...

I have already explained all that in one word. You are bold to assume that the complex female race possess abilities to function independently from males. Either race will perish without the other but in truth, the female race has already overthrown males and they are subject to the command of their female counterparts. Females are wrong for becoming complacent and they will never learn. I do speak not for either race. You forget, constantly, that you are dealing with one that knows more than most and evidently, you dont read in between the lines.

4:51 pm  
Blogger The Lady Sings The Blues said...

Yes, your greatness, we do acknowledge the fact that we will perish without the existence of a male counterpart. But the only reason why we fought and vowed to be and independent species is because of how the male species were derogative mindset and behaviour towards women. In doing so, we have gotten carried away over the years and cry for equality now.

10:06 pm  
Blogger Emperor Superstar said...

You cry for equality when you already possess ownership of the male race. What more will you ask for? Face it. There will never be total equality whether it sways one way or the other. If females continue their fight, they will only set themselves back. Many do not realise how selfish and self-righteous they are being.

1:19 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get a life and cling on to it?

12:34 am  
Blogger The Lady Sings The Blues said...

Okay, we'd better stop this futile argument before you have me exiled from your land. This was fun though. =)

12:39 am  
Blogger Emperor Superstar said...

When has it ever been otherwise?

7:23 am  
Blogger Emperor Superstar said...

Nevertheless, I am deeply ashamed of what I've written about this apparent psychopath. It had led to a very healthy, stimulating, brief and unfinished arguement about the misconceptions females have about their highly-revered Feminism, but I am guilty of accusing my friend (if she would still consider it) of committing something that I was not certain of in the first place. Later on, I had grown to realise that I was wrong. I reconciled with her and corrected my error, but I had failed to correct the error right here on this very blog. I will not erase this entry from existence because I don't believe in it. What I can do, is set things straight and confirm that the story I tell about this apparent psychopath is officially false. If any of you read this, whether you're affiliated or not, please acknowledge that I was very wrong and that my friend (again, if she would consider it) deserves to be respected as well as any other.

25/10/06

8:43 pm  

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